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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 316thMost Subsidized Industry: 487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 581st
The Queen of Soul of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Aretha Franklin

Population12.421 billion

CapitalDetroit
LeaderSoul Queen
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyChain of Fools
AnimalThink

The Queen of Soul of Aretha Franklin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Soul Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.421 billion Aretha Franklinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aretha Franklinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Chains of Fools a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 277,261 Chains of Fools, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 974,541 per year while the poor average 57,168, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", witches' brews set off Geiger counters, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aretha Franklin's national animal is the Think, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Aretha Franklin is ranked 280,247th in the world and 285th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 5.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 316thMost Subsidized Industry: 487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 581stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,036thRudest Citizens: 1,163rdLargest Black Market: 1,319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,432ndHighest Drug Use: 1,501stMost Efficient Economies: 2,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,360thLargest Retail Industry: 2,441stFattest Citizens: 2,518thMost Inclusive: 2,842ndTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,073rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,130thHighest Average Incomes: 3,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,018thHighest Food Quality: 5,072ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,555thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,951stHighest Economic Output: 6,062ndMost Cultured: 7,145thNicest Citizens: 7,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,244thSmartest Citizens: 8,426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,439thLargest Governments: 9,573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,030thMost Pacifist: 11,192ndMost Stationary: 12,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,284thMost Influential: 14,093rdTop
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Most Developed: 14,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,923rdMost Secular: 16,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,360thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,025thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,123rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aretha Franklin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Aretha Franklin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Aretha Franklin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Aretha Franklin, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.

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